The Ten Yamal of Global Warmanism

Climate Science in Public Schools:

Siberian Larch 20070801_forestOnce upon a time there were these 10 Yamal — living trees — and their rings were full of valuable data.

These trees are the original Ten Disciples of Mann, upon whose rings the Church of Warmanism was founded, and through them spreading the Gospel of Leftist, enviro-wackpot liberal Utopianism.

Through the power of the Spirit Gum of the Ten Yamal, there is no Medieval Warm Period and no Little Ice Age and all Twentieth Century Warming is vanquished before the time of the magic blade of the sacred `hockey stick’ that shall inexorably point toward Heaven’s Gate and the path to salvation for all believers on the dark side of Comet Hale-Bopp.

All will become clear after the great global warming Armageddon. That time will come if schoolteachers don’t save us. And, it shall be known as the time that rivers ran red — red as Mao’s little book.

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